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I love to read quotable quotes, and the section at “Reader’s Digest” is my favourite. As well I enjoy the humorous quotes, I have taken some from the site, listed at the bottom, and invite everyone to enjoy some quotes (funny) about “Love and marriage”

* “Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.” - Anonymous
* “Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” - Anonymous

* “The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.” - Anonymous

* “Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.” - Anonymous

* “Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.-Anonymous

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“LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder… It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.”
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911
* “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” - George Burns

* “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” - George Burns

* “The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” - Samuel Tayler Coleridge

* “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” - Rodney Dangerfield

* “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”- Sacha Guitry

* “Man has his will, - but woman has her way.”- Oliver Wendell Holmes - US Writer

* “The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.’- Ladies’ Home Journal

* “Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” - Ogden Nash

* “Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.” - Jean Rostand - Le Mariage

* “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” - Henry Youngman

http://funquotes.witticism.org/